My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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