weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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