the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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