Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
