When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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