"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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