my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
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