He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
the day after is always just damage control
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
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