Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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