He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
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