I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I don't think brook has ever known best
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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