Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i think i have herpe
just one?
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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