Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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