I don't think brook has ever known best
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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