If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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