the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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