There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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