We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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