dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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