i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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