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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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