this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Say something about gay babies.
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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