Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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