New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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