plz talk dirty to me
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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