can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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