He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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