idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
