fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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