What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
You don't make any sense
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