I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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