porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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