You kept calling me your small dog last night.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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