is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
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