But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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