called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Randomize
