Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I will pee on everything he values.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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