Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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