How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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