Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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