she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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