Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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