I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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