I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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