Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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