her vagine was all disorganized.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
