I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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