On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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