Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
you had me at cake vodka
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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