Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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