My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I need to align my fucking chakras
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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