so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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