he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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