can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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