Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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