I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I looked at my own cervix.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
This is my gift to your gina
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
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